On Smokin' Cigs, Collecting Unemployment, & Jetting to Vegas, Baby!

"When are and how many cigarette breaks do I get in a day. " "I don't want this job anyway, I just had to come to the interview to keep getting unemployment" I thought this was the best one I ever heard: "If I get hired can I take my friends to Vegas on the company jet" FYI - there was no company jet. TJNTIY.